// end setRollovers var quote_array = []; quote_array.push("Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is why so few people engage in it.","Henry Ford"); quote_array.push("Setting your own standards – and living up to them – is a better way to profit.","Seth Godin"); quote_array.push("There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, learning from failure.","Colin Powell"); quote_array.push("Some ideas are so stupid that only an intellectual could have thought of them.","George Orwell"); quote_array.push("When ideas fail, words come in very handy.","Goethe"); quote_array.push("You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.","Medgar Evers"); quote_array.push("Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.","Georg Lichtenberg"); quote_array.push("He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.","Abraham Lincoln"); quote_array.push("Ideas must work through the brains and the arms of good and brave men, or they are no better than dreams.","Ralph Waldo Emerson"); quote_array.push("People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought, which they avoid.","Soren Aabye Kierkegaard"); quote_array.push("There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.","Frank Zappa"); quote_array.push("Brilliance is typically the act of an individual, but incredible stupidity can usually be traced to an organization.","Jon Bentley"); quote_array.push("It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change.","Confucius"); quote_array.push("Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.","Bertrand Russell"); quote_array.push("The world is made up of one percent of the population who think, nine percent who think they think, and 90 percent who wouldn’t be caught dead thinking.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.","Albert Einstein (1879-1955)"); quote_array.push("Never attribute malice when it can be explained by stupidity.","Nick Diamos"); quote_array.push("It is occasionally possible to charge hell with a bucket of water, but against stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain.","Doris Fleeson (1901 –1970)"); quote_array.push("The average person thinks he isn't.","Father Larry Lorenzoni"); quote_array.push("If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?","Will Rogers (1879-1935"); quote_array.push("Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.","Elbert Hubbard (1856 – 1917"); quote_array.push("There are four things that hold back human progress. Ignorance, stupidity, committees and accountants.","Charles Lyall"); quote_array.push("Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.","Will Rogers (1879 –1935"); quote_array.push("Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.","Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)"); quote_array.push("I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.","Galileo Galilei"); quote_array.push("Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.","Edward George Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873)"); quote_array.push("Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.","Abba Eban (1915-2002"); quote_array.push("When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.","George Washington Carver (1864-1943)"); quote_array.push("I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.","Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931"); quote_array.push("We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.","General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)"); quote_array.push("Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.","Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)"); quote_array.push("Hell is other people.","Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980"); quote_array.push("If you are going through hell, keep going.","Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)"); quote_array.push("Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.","Sherlock Holmes (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930)"); quote_array.push("The impossible is often the untried.","Jim Goodwin"); quote_array.push("It's kind of fun to do the impossible.","Walt Disney (1901-1966)"); quote_array.push("We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.","Vince Lombardi"); quote_array.push("The trouble with most people is their lack of knowledge about so many other things that also were supposed not to be feasible or possible.","John Billings"); quote_array.push("The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.","James Branch Cabell"); quote_array.push("A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.","Sir Winston Churchill (1874-19650)"); quote_array.push("The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.","Albert Einstein (1879-1955)"); quote_array.push("An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.","Aldous Huxley"); quote_array.push("An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a narrow field.","Niels Bohr (1885 – 1962)"); quote_array.push("We made too many wrong mistakes.","Yogi Berra"); quote_array.push("One who makes no mistakes never makes anything.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.","Orlando Battista"); quote_array.push("The only thing one never regrets is one’s mistakes.","Oscar Wilde"); quote_array.push("If you have made a mistake, cut your losses as quickly as possible.","Bernard Baruch (1870 –1965)"); quote_array.push("Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.","Albert Giacometti (sculptor)"); quote_array.push("Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.","Karl Wallenda"); quote_array.push("All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.","Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)"); quote_array.push("First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.","Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)"); quote_array.push("Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.","Albert Einstein"); quote_array.push("Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Arc. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("The innovator makes enemies of all those who prosper under the old order, and only lukewarm support is forthcoming from those who would prosper under the new.","Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince, 1513"); quote_array.push("One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. It makes you think that after all, your favorite notions may be wrong, your firmest beliefs ill founded. Naturally, therefore, common men hate a new idea, and are disposed more or less to ill-treat the original man who brings it.","Walter Bagehot (Physics and Politics,1873)"); quote_array.push("Be not the first by whom the new is tried, nor the last to lay the old aside.","Alexander Pope 1711"); quote_array.push("The customer who needs your product the most will be the last to buy it.","E. M. Rogers 1962"); quote_array.push("Truly advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.","Arthur C. Clarke"); quote_array.push("Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.","Thomas Jefferson"); quote_array.push("The problem is never how to get a new innovative thought into you mind, but how to get the old ones out.","Dee Hock"); quote_array.push("The turkey and swan look the same at birth.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("If you want to make enemies try to change something.","Woodrow Wilson"); quote_array.push("I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.","Xenocrates (396-314 B.C.)"); quote_array.push("Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.","Martin Fraquhar Tupper"); quote_array.push("Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.","George Eliot (1819-1880)"); quote_array.push("Nothing more enhances authority than silence.","Charles de Gaulle"); quote_array.push("Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.","Jimi Hendrix"); quote_array.push("Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.","Will Durant"); quote_array.push("I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.","Mark Twain (1835-1910)"); quote_array.push("It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.","Albert Einstein (1879-1955)"); quote_array.push("I am not young enough to know everything.","Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)"); quote_array.push("The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all.","Harry S. Truman (1844 – 1972)"); quote_array.push("If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.","Mario Andretti"); quote_array.push("Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.","Henry Ford (1863-1947)"); quote_array.push("In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.","Paul Dirac (1902-1984)"); quote_array.push("In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.","W.B. Prescott"); quote_array.push("Companies are like babies, fun to conceive but hell to deliver.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("The mistakes are all waiting to be made.","Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position"); quote_array.push("A clever man commits no minor blunders.","Goethe (1749-1832)"); quote_array.push("It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.","Mark Twain (1835-1910)"); quote_array.push("Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.","Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)"); quote_array.push("What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.","Ralph Waldo Emerson"); quote_array.push("One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.","Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)"); quote_array.push("The graveyards are full of indispensable men.","Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970)"); quote_array.push("Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego.","Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)"); quote_array.push("The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.","Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)"); quote_array.push("After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.","Cato the Elder (234-149 BC)"); quote_array.push("The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.","Martin Luther King Jr."); quote_array.push("A person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter is not a nice person.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.","Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)"); quote_array.push("I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.","Woody Allen"); quote_array.push("Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.","Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)"); quote_array.push("A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.","H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)"); quote_array.push("To chop a tree quickly, spend twice the time sharpening your ax.","Chinese Proverb"); quote_array.push("If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend six sharpening my ax.","Abraham Lincoln"); quote_array.push("The best way to predict the future is to invent it.","Alan Kay"); quote_array.push("Predicting is difficult, particularly when it involves the future.","Dilbert"); quote_array.push("There is no money in forecasting rain, only in making umbrellas.","Warren Buffet"); quote_array.push("Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.","John Wooden"); quote_array.push("Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.","Albert Einstein (1879-1955)"); quote_array.push("The beginning is the most important part of the work.","Plato"); quote_array.push("A good beginning makes a good ending.","English Proverb"); quote_array.push("Better is the enemy of good.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("Well done is better than well said.","Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)"); quote_array.push("Do, or do not. There is no 'try.","Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')"); quote_array.push("Don't be afraid to ask dumb questions. They're more easily handled than dumb mistakes.","William Haines"); quote_array.push("I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.","Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues"); quote_array.push("Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.","Albert Einstein (1879-1955)"); quote_array.push("A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a design that works with as few original ideas as possible.","Freeman Dyson"); quote_array.push("Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.","John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)"); quote_array.push("Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.","Thomas Jones"); quote_array.push("Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.","Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)"); quote_array.push("Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.","Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)"); quote_array.push("Don’t fight to much with one enemy or you will teach him all your art of war.","Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)"); quote_array.push("A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.","Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)"); quote_array.push("I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception.","Groucho Marx (1895-1977)"); quote_array.push("The best armor is to keep out of range.","Italian Proverb"); quote_array.push("The goal of war is peace; of business leisure.","Aristotle"); quote_array.push("We don’t have a desperate need to grow, we have a desperate desire to grow.","Milton Friedman"); quote_array.push("Listening to other company’s customers is the best way to get market share while listening to visionaries is the best way to create new markets.","Ester Dyson"); quote_array.push("The surest foundation of a manufacturing concern is quality. After that, and a long way after, comes cost.","Andrew Carnegie"); quote_array.push("Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises..","Demosthenes"); quote_array.push("Take my assets but leave my organization and in five years I will have it all back.","Alfred Sloan Jr."); quote_array.push("The first method of evaluating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him.","Niccolo Machiavelli"); quote_array.push("I don’t want any yes men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it cost them their jobs.","Samuel Goldwyn"); quote_array.push("The first quality of a commander-in-chief is a cool head to receive a correct impression of things. He should not allow himself to be confused by either good or bad news.","Napoleon Bonaparte"); quote_array.push("Leadership is about taking an organization to a place it would not have otherwise gone without you –in a value-adding, measurable way.","George M. C. Fisher"); quote_array.push("What a man dislikes in his superiors let him not display in his treatment of his inferiors.","Tasng Sin"); quote_array.push("Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.","George S Patton"); quote_array.push("If you are planning for one year grow rice. If you are planning for 20 years grow trees. If you are planning for centuries, grow men.","Chinese Proverb"); quote_array.push("It’s a poor workman who blames his tools.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("A man flattened by an opponent can get up again. A man flattened by conformity will stay down forever.","Thomas Watson Jr."); quote_array.push("Dramatic change often comes in response to imminent collapse.","Tom Peters"); quote_array.push("If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.","Yogi Berra"); quote_array.push("The trick is to make sure you don’t die before prosperity comes.","Lee Iacocca"); quote_array.push("Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art.","Andy Warhol"); quote_array.push("Many a man has found acquisition of wealth only a change not an end to miseries.","Seneca"); quote_array.push("Thought, not money, is the real business capital. And if you know absolutely what you are doing is right then you are bound to accomplish it in due season.","Harvey Firestone"); quote_array.push("University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.","Henry Kissinger"); quote_array.push("Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them..","Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)"); quote_array.push("Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest.","Mark Twain (1835-1910)"); quote_array.push("Never tell anyone your troubles…80% of people don’t care, and the other 20% are glad you’ve got them.","Tommy Lasorda"); quote_array.push("Opportunities multiply as they are seized.","Sun Tzu"); quote_array.push("For every problem there is a solution, easy, obvious, simple and wrong.","Donald Rumsfeld"); quote_array.push("Never mistake motion for action.","Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)"); quote_array.push("The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.","Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)"); quote_array.push("There is only one thing worse than fighting a war with allies, and that is fighting one without any.","Winston Churchill"); quote_array.push("I don't know what they did to the enemy but they scared the hell out of me.","The Duke of Wellington who, after he defeated Napoleon at Waterloo was asked what he thought of his allies' Generals"); quote_array.push("We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately.","Benjamin Franklin"); quote_array.push("Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.","Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)"); quote_array.push("The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.","Mark Twain (1835-1910)"); quote_array.push("Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.","Wernher Von Braun (1912-1977)"); quote_array.push("Sometimes I find out where I should be going by going somewhere I don't want to be.","Buckminster Fuller"); quote_array.push("You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going because you might not get there.","Yogi Berra"); quote_array.push("There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.","Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)"); quote_array.push("There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.","Albert Einstein (1879-1955)"); quote_array.push("If there is a better way to do it...find it.","Thomas Edison"); quote_array.push("We must either find a way, or make one.","Hannibal"); quote_array.push("The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.","General George Patton (1885-1945)"); quote_array.push("In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.","Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut"); quote_array.push("During my eighty-seven years I have witnessed a whole succession of technological revolutions. But none of them has done away with the need for character in the individual or the ability to think.","Bernard Mannes Baruch (1870-1965)"); quote_array.push("Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.","Henry Ford"); quote_array.push("Success is going from failure to failure without loosing enthusiasm.","Sir Winston Churchill"); quote_array.push("To succeed jump as quickly at opportunities as you do at conclusions.","Benjamin Franklin"); quote_array.push("I am not judged by the number of times I fail, but by the number of times I succeed, and the number of times I succeed is in direct proportion to the number of times I can fail and keep on trying.","Tom Hopkins"); quote_array.push("Sincerity is the key to success. If you can fake that you’ve got it made.","Groucho Marx"); quote_array.push("If you get up one more time than you fall you will make it through.","Chinese Proverb"); quote_array.push("Who ever desires constant success much change his conduct with the times.","Niccolo Machiavelli"); quote_array.push("I have learned that success is to be measured not so much by the position one has reached in life as by the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed.","Booker T. Washington"); quote_array.push("Life is a succession of lessons that must be lived to be understood.","Helen Keller"); quote_array.push("Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.","Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)"); quote_array.push("Success is a dream turned into reality.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("Try not to become a man of success but rather a man of value.","Albert Einstein"); quote_array.push("he tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.","W. M. Lewis"); quote_array.push("Life does not require us to be the biggest or the best, it only asks that we try. The trouble with some people is that during trying times they stop trying.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("If a man does his best, what else is there?","General George S. Patton (1885-1945)"); quote_array.push("Never, never, never quit.","Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)"); quote_array.push("The race is not always to the swift, but those who keep on running.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("In the end, the only people who fail are those who do not try.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("Don't judge those who try and fail, judge those who fail to try.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.","John Burroughs (1837 – 1921)"); quote_array.push("The only thing in life achieved without effort is failure.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("Failure is the path of least persistence.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.","Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949"); quote_array.push("I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.","Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943"); quote_array.push("There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home..","Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977"); quote_array.push("640K ought to be enough for anybody.","Bill Gates, 1981"); quote_array.push("This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.","Western Union internal memo, 1876"); quote_array.push("The telephone will never go because there are enough messenger boys in the world.","Postmaster General of the British Post Office 1870"); quote_array.push("The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?","David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s."); quote_array.push("Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?","H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927"); quote_array.push("Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.","Lord Kelvin, President, Royal Society, 1895"); quote_array.push("Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.","Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieurede Guerre"); quote_array.push("Professor Goddard does not know the relation between action and reaction and the need to have something better than a vacuum against which to react. He seems to lack the basic knowledge ladled-out daily in high schools.","1921 New York Times editorial about Robert Goddard's revolutionary rocket work"); quote_array.push("Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.","Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929"); quote_array.push("If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this.","Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3M Post-it® Notes"); quote_array.push("Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.","Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872"); quote_array.push("Everything that can be invented has been invented.","Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, US Office of Patents, 1899"); quote_array.push("I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year.","Editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957"); quote_array.push("The concept is interesting and well formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible.","A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith later founded Federal Express Corp.)"); quote_array.push("A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make.","Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies"); quote_array.push("Real leaders are ordinary people with extraordinary determination.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("Some people dream of worthy accomplishments while others stay awake and do them.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.","Henry Ford (1863-1947)"); quote_array.push("When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.","Mae West (1892-1980)"); quote_array.push("You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.","Al Capone (1899-1947)"); quote_array.push("Never argue with anyone whose job depends on remaining unconvinced.","Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)"); quote_array.push("It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.","Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527)"); quote_array.push("Money is more persuasive than logical arguments.","Euripides"); quote_array.push("Half this game is ninety percent mental.","Yogi Berra"); quote_array.push("The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but a rather in a lack of will.","Vince Lombardi"); quote_array.push("You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.","Lord Chesterfield"); quote_array.push("He who loses wealth loses much; he who loses a friend loses more; but he that loses courage loses all.","Cervantes"); quote_array.push("Fatigue makes cowards of us all.","Vince Lombardi"); quote_array.push("Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.","Eddie Rickenbacher"); quote_array.push("The greatest test of courage is to bear defeat without losing heart.","Robert Green Ingersoll"); quote_array.push("I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.","Louisa May Alcott"); quote_array.push("Do not fear the winds of adversity. Remember a kite rises against the wind not with it.","Unknown"); quote_array.push("Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.","Albert Einstein (1879-1955)"); quote_array.push("All things are difficult before they are easy.","Thomas Fuller"); quote_array.push("The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.","Emile Zola (1840-1902)"); quote_array.push("I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.","Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)"); quote_array.push("Everything comes to he who hustles while he waits.","Thomas A Edison"); quote_array.push("A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.","General George S. Patton (1885-1945)"); quote_array.push("You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.","Joe Sabah"); quote_array.push("Blowing out another’s candle will not make yours shine brighter.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.","Thomas A Edison"); quote_array.push("While we are postponing, life speeds by.","Seneca (3BC - 65AD)"); quote_array.push("If we did all the things we are capable of doing we would literally astound ourselves.","Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)"); quote_array.push("In science as in love, too much concentration on technique can often lead to impotence.","P. L. Berger"); quote_array.push("Change will never ever again be as slow as it is today.","Gary Lindquist"); quote_array.push("Growth begins when we accept our weaknesses.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("A cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.","Oscar Wilde"); quote_array.push("If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.","Mark Twain"); quote_array.push("Business is built on loyal customers, one who comes back and brings a friend.","W Edwards Deming"); quote_array.push("There is no point in seeing things as they are and asking why. it is better to see things as they could be and ask – why not?","George Bernard Shaw"); quote_array.push("The only people without problems are those in cemeteries.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("You can get anything you want if you first help other people get what they want.","Zig Zigler"); quote_array.push("The three greatest essentials to achieve anything are first hard work; second stick-to-itivness; and third common sense.","Thomas Alva Edison"); quote_array.push("If you want the rainbow you have to put up with the rain.","Dolly Parton"); quote_array.push("Nothing is as good or as bad as it first seems.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("The essence of genius is knowing what to overlook.","William James (1842 – 1920)"); quote_array.push("The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.","George Bernard Shaw"); quote_array.push("It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory.","W. Edwards Demming (1900-1993)"); quote_array.push("If you want something you have never had, you have to do something that you have never done.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.","Albert Einstein"); quote_array.push("Yesterday is a cancelled check, tomorrow is a promissory note, today is ready cash.","John D. Rockefeller"); quote_array.push("The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.","Werhner Von Bruan (1912 – 1977)"); quote_array.push("Happiness is good health and a bad memory.","Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982)"); quote_array.push("The secret of happiness is not in doing what one likes to do, but in liking what one has to do.","Sir James M. Barrie"); quote_array.push("A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.","Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)"); quote_array.push("The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway.","Henry Boyle"); quote_array.push("There are only three things that matter in life, God, family and the Green Bay Packers, and in that order.","Vince Lombardi"); quote_array.push("Long-range goals keep you from being frustrated by short-term failures.","Anonymous"); quote_array.push("Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something.","Thomas A Edison"); quote_array.push("Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.","Thomas A Edison"); quote_array.push("Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.","Jonathan Swift"); quote_array.push("The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps. We must step up the stairs.","Vance Havner"); quote_array.push("There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.","Sir Winston Churchill"); quote_array.push("I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.","Groucho Marx (1895-1977)"); quote_array.push("You can’t tell the depth of the well by the length of the handle on the pump.","John Madden"); quote_array.push("You can observe a lot by watching.","Yogi Berra"); quote_array.push("An organization’s ability to learn, and translate learning into action is the ultimate competitive advantage.","Jack Welch"); quote_array.push("No theory – no learning.","W. Edwards Deming"); quote_array.push("A great many people think they are thinking when they are just rearranging their prejudices.","William James"); quote_array.push("Those that cannot change their minds cannot change anything.","George Bernard Shaw"); quote_array.push("Enthusiasm moves the world.","J. Butler"); quote_array.push("It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate tireless minority, keen to set brush fires in people’s minds.","Samuel Adams"); quote_array.push("Never doubt that a small group of committed citizens can change the world, in fact it is the only thing that ever has.","Margaret Mead"); quote_array.push("There is nothing more powerful than an idea whose time has come.","Victor Hugo"); quote_array.push("Success is never final.","Sir Winston Churchill"); quote_array.push("Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.","Oscar Wilde"); quote_array.push("You don’t pull out all your hose until you know where the fire is.","John Madden"); quote_array.push("Talent is God-given, be humble. Fame is Man-given, be thankful. Conceit is Self-given, be careful.","John Wooden"); quote_array.push("The Future ain’t what it used to be.","Yogi Berra"); quote_array.push("Always aim for achievement, and forget about success.","Helen Hayes"); quote_array.push("I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.","Bill Cosby"); quote_array.push("Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.","Albert Schweitzer"); quote_array.push("Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much because they live in that gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.","Theodore Roosevelt"); quote_array.push("Success is peace of mind, a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming, and not just in a physical way: seek ye first the kingdom and His righteousness and all these things will be yours as well.","John Wooden"); quote_array.push("To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.","Ralph Waldo Emerson"); quote_array.push("Successful people are successful because they form the habits of doing those things that failures don't like to do.","Albert Gray"); quote_array.push("The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it's the same problem you had last year.","John Foster Dulles"); function getQuote() { var randomNumber = getOddNumber(); //alert("randomNumber = " + randomNumber); //alert("quote_array = " + quote_array); //alert("quote_array.length = " + quote_array.length); quoteString = """ quoteString += quote_array[randomNumber]; quoteString += ""
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